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Brook Turner lives in Des Moines, Iowa, with his wife, Linda, and two children, Gabriel (5) and Zoe (3). His credits are too few to mention. Because of his crippling self-doubt, he was initially not allowed into the group. He sued Shocktauma Studios under the “Americans with Disabilities Act”, and, after a long and arduous legal battle, was awarded membership in 1994. Upon victory, he quickly gained 30 lbs. per the contract, and has subsequently produced little to no work.

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